For this I chose Wheatley’s final boss monologue from portal 2
Here is the original clip.
the game itself has subtitles if you want to read along, but I’ll leave the script here
(disclaimer: Only Wheatley is dubbed)
•GLaDOS: You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let’s go get some.
•Wheatley: Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building’s going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it’s a problem with the light. I think the light’s on the blink. But just in case it isn’t. I actually gonna have to kill you. As discussed earlier.
So, let’s call that three minutes, and then a minute break, which should leave a leisurely two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever’s starting all these fires. So anyway, that’s the itinerary.
Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I’m not gonna make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One: No portal surfaces. Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
Three: Bomb.proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
You know what, this plan is so good, I’m gonna give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I’m Joking. Of course. Goodbye.
System: Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes.
And this is my dub:
It took MANY takes, and it could have been better… but I tried my best (also around 0:36 the subtitles say “going to” but the audio is “gonna”, that tripped me up many times while dubbing)
I hope you like it, but for now…
Farewell
Until the next time the stars align.